Hints of Hubris - Light/Med Roast (8 oz)

$14.00

This light/medium roast tastes like philosophical fruit salad served on a reclaimed teak platter of your own insecurity. Ethically sourced from farms you’re too lazy to research, these beans deliver complex notes of citrus, doubt, florals, and self-importance… perfectly balanced for those who think they know what balance means. This...

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Subtotal : $14.00

Brand : Pretentious Coffee

Movement : Coffee

Availability : 2 In Stock

Roasted just enough to unlock flavor, but not so much that it screams “look at me,” this blend pairs well with distressed leather journals, failed startups, and overpriced pour-over gear you don’t actually know how to use.

We hand-select our beans, obsessively roast them in small batches, and package them in a recyclable can that says “I care about the planet… just not enough to skip espresso.”

If this coffee isn’t the best you’ve ever had, you probably brewed it wrong.